10. She overcooks the broccoli.
9. Her smiles are forced.
8. She hates Arnold Schwarzeneger (the actor) and action movies.
7. She chooses her friends poorly.
6. She either talks too much or not at all.
5. She's taller than you.
4. She refuses oral sex [all meanings].
3. She insists on buying only wholewheat bread.
2. She refuses to shave the one place where you really want her to.
1. She won't go to a City and Colour concert.
